Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/04/29/supreme-court-denies-elon-musks-attempt-to-brush-off-the-sec.html
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Poor Elon, getting turned down by the Oligarch Help Desk!
He didn’t give them no term limit interest free loan, free RV, and free vacation at luxury resorts. It just a way for them to tell the dunce: pay your tribute.
The justices are pissed that he was ready to spend tens of billions of dollars buying Twitter, but he didn’t even have the courtesy to buy one of them.
Which looks really short-sighted, given that you can own your own Supreme Court justice for the price of a nice motorhome and a few vacations. That’s like petty cash to Musk.
Bet he’s regretting it now.
He probably offered them CyberTrucks. Mistake!
This guy’s silly bullshit clogging up the courts. And they give him the time of day.
I’m surprised how many of these frivolous cases they get… rich White men trying to avoid serving time for contempt of Congress, rich White men trying to avoid SEC fines, rich White men claiming total prosecutorial immunity.
Common thread if you look hard enough.
Also Elonzi: My employees must all sign NDAs.
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