Tales from the Wasteland

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DJ: Yeah, we’re getting reports that this morning, April 20th, six years since Chelsea’s Little War, that an…unusual zombie has emerged…

He resurfaced on the sidewalk,
of my block,
the other day.

Yeah it’s a fact, check it. Sorry charlie.
Honey, he’s back from LA.

So, Bill, you better turn around,
Yeah Clank is on his way across town.
He was getting tired of hanging around
Yeah he’s back Jack,
smoking crack.
Find him if you wanna get found.


DP’s having supper, with the upper,
management of a new regime.

DP’s in a new jacket, tax bracket,
sandals & a dark pair of jeans.

He’s got deductions right on down the line;
dependent claims on on all of MarsKind.
Have no fear
he’ll be right here,
drinkin’ beer,
and writing the final round.


She resurfaced on the sidewalk
of my block
the other day.
Yeah it’s a fact, check it. Sorry, charlie.
Honey, she’s back from the grave.

You better turn your frown upside down
Coug’s on her way across town
She was getting tired of hangin’ around
yea she’s back Jack
shootin’ smack
find her if you wanna get found.

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