Tales from the Wasteland

We probably will never get to read it, because his wife will have already killed him! :wink:

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A true Chaucer of his time.

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I was thinking more of Hemingway

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Awright, youse chuckleheads. Break’s over.

Back to woik!

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D.J. #1: Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties 'cause it’s cooooold out there today.
D.J. #2: It’s coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
D.J. #1: Not hardly. And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that, uh, that blizzard thing.
D.J. #2: [mockingly] That blizzard - thing. That blizzard - thing. Oh, well, here’s the report! The National Weather Service is calling for a “big blizzard thing!”
D.J. #1: Yessss, they are. But you know, there’s another reason why today is especially exciting.
D.J. #2: Especially cold!
D.J. #1: Especially cold, okay, but the big question on everybody’s lips…
D.J. #2:
On their chapped lips…
D.J. #1:
On their chapped lips, right: Do ya think Phil is gonna come out and see his shadow?
D.J. #2: Punxsutawney Phil!
D.J. #1: That’s right, woodchuck-chuckers - it’s…
D.J. #1, D.J. #2: [in unison] GROUNDHOG DAY!

…ah, I’m just messing with you, Billy.

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Good morning.

Damn, I’m hungry, but growing weary of lembas slices.

Do other types of Pie work as well as a SHITGO precursor?

EDIT: This thread is over here is funny if you imagine it’s Gonville and Major and others reminiscing about ye good olden days.

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DJ: This is K.A.O.S. You and I are listening to CHAOS, out of Los Angeles.

DJ: Let’s go to the CB-lines now, and take a request.

Caller: 'ello. I ain't heard a fackin' Hawkwind in like Forever, since that fackin' jelly started campin' out the Amoeba like an awp abuser.

DJ: We hear you man, you, uh, British sounding L.A. denizen. As best as we can do is a Jerzey band covering Hawkwind.

AWAY FROM MIC: Is that right? A JERZEE band covered HAWKWIND?

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flash back acid trip video wow man totally sci-fi psychedelic good choice!

Also: I am pretty sure that’s what Bill see’s in his dreams now that Mr Roboto’s Nanites are munching on his dendrites… :stuck_out_tongue:

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<-------------------SCHURRR!--------------------->

Esta es la radio pirata Tijuana y esto va para todos los exploradores por ahí … ir rápido a mis amigos!

<-------------------SQUEEEE!---------------------->

Edit: It just occurred to me the lyrics could also easily say “Write more and more… the persistence of the epic story tellers…”

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I read the news today, oh boy

About some lucky men who made the grade
And though the news came from that head

Well I just had to laugh
I heard the phonograph.

We blew his mind out in a car
Stretch didn’t notice that his luck had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared

They’d seen his face before
Nobody was really sure
If he could repair the House of Lords.

I saw a film today oh boy
That Channing had just beat the blob
A crowd of people turned away

But I just had to look
The Mechanics had now read the book

They’d love to to tune you up.

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Bravo!

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BREAKING NEWS.

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Quit messing around, Bill!

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All pizza is beautiful.*

*except deep dish. that’s lasagna.

Greetings!

I am Comrade Stretch from Glorious Mother Russia. Today I have special deal for capitalistic pig-dogs. Arkhangelskyan Cone of Silence.

Instantly silence jibberish of imperialist hooligans. Contemplate humiliating failure of Bourgeoisie parasites in beautiful silence.

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Hey Gwwargy!

Everybody’s favorite Kossack. If Gwwargy isn’t helping somebody, then Gwwargy is helping somebody else!

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Hey Joe,

Talleyrand-LaRoche,

Have you been getting any better sleep,

or is it still with the tossing and turning?

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Oh, I haven’t slept well in bloody years. In fact, ever.

Somehow I seem to be permanently wakeful, even when my body is sleeping.

Not something I really understand. Something to do with my big spill, I suppose.

Few things on my mind.

~ fzzt ~

But blood, guts and glory eh?! Let’s find something to blow up!

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Your big spill, eh?

Tell me, in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

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Perdition.

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