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About some lucky men who made the grade
And though the news came from that head
Well I just had to laugh
I heard the phonograph.
We blew his mind out in a car
Stretch didn’t notice that his luck had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They’d seen his face before
Nobody was really sure
If he could repair the House of Lords.
I saw a film today oh boy
That Channing had just beat the blob
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
The Mechanics had now read the book
They’d love to to tune you up.