8. Anybody writing Tautology Club with a lower-case “c” when referring to Tautology Club shall be clubbed tautologically with Tautology Club’s Tautology club.
The Club’s club shall drub the rub schlub into a shrub nub, bub.
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The secretary should take some seconds to state the minutes of each meeting. Does anyone second this amendment?
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That’s good, because I only want to be a member of a club that has me as a member.
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9. See Rule 10.
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10. See Rule 9.
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11. Rules amended by Recursion Club members shall not be considered Tautology Club rules, unless those members are also members of Tautology Club (see Rule 11).
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A point of order:
I would like to make an amendment to change the Club Charter. Namely, I propose we merge the Tautology Club, Department of Redundancy Department and Circular Reasoning Circle into a single streamlined Body because having them all in one unified Structure would make it easier to remove inefficiencies within the previously aforementioned Club, Department and Circle. Those inefficiencies are wastes of time.
Also, the Recursion Section/Club too, provided they promise to terminate properly and only if all conditions are met. But also if no conditions are not met, and also if at least one condition is met conditional upon meeting no more than that one condition, otherwise we may meet with unconditional collapse, resulting in their exiting. If anyone feels this is an exception that cannot be handled, they should audibly say so out loud and submit 2 copies of form 2222 to room 2, too.
Furthermore and additionally, the Division of Double Negatives has not expressed very little interest in joining together with the rest of us, and we should not dismiss the possibility that they would not bring additional value to the coalition. Their logical abilities are not worthless, and would not go unappreciated. No?
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If is Tautological to do so, then Tautology Club shall do so.
So: Tautology club is not doing so.
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So be it.
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Que sera, sera, since it is what it is.
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Since the beginning of recorded history, people have made written records of events.
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Well, the well-recorded events, anyway.
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12. The name of Tautology Club shall be "Tautology Club."
12a. The existence of Tautology Club, here referred to as “Tautology Club,” does not imply the nonexistence of other, non-“Tautology Club” tautology clubs.
12b. If the name of Tautology Club is changed, then it shall no longer be named “Tautology Club” but shall continue to be a tautology club.
12c. If Tautology Club, whether or not it continues to be named “Tautology Club”, should become non-tautological for any reason, rule 12b shall no longer apply. (It is recommended that, in this event, Tautology Club should be renamed, perhaps to “Non-Tautology Club”, to avoid confusion, and its club members should no longer be referred to as Tautology Club members.)
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nth rule of Tautology Club: “Only fools are positive.”
Are you sure? (I doubt it.)
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snort!
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The duties of President of the Tautology Club shall be those performed by the President of the Tautology Club.
The President of the Tautology Club shall be elected by the process defined to elect the President of the Tautology Club.
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Suggested Topics for Election Season at the Tautology Club:
- The candidates who are least electable should not be elected.
- Hillary vs. Clinton
- Bernie vs. Sanders
- Are all of Trump’s best people the best people?
- How violence at Trump rallies lead to violence at Trump rallies.
- How the optimal length of the border wall is in fact, long enough.
- Donald Trump argues that punishing women for abortions is not the same as punishing women for abortions.
- Is Ted Cruz’s creepy smile creepy?
Note that all of these suggested topics are recommended.
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one more topic: Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer (as an additional topic)
This suggestion is a also merely a recommendation as well.
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