Tautology Club

Actual quote from Richard Dawkins:

Usually, you get new species when they split, when they speciate.

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It’s at 49:32, i.e. four minutes before the end.

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Rule 14: Election of Officers

  • All members eligible to stand for election may stand for election.
  • All elected officers must be elected.
  • All eligible voters are eligible to vote.
  • Eligible voters may only cast their votes by voting.
  • In any electoral contest, the winning candidate shall be the first candidate that wins.
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Very true.

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15. All Tautology Club rules shall be very uniquely different if they are Tautology Club rules, and not the rules of some other club that is not Tautology Club.

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All ninja edits to the rules shall be made stealthily and not acknowledged.

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The fifteenth rule of Tautology Club reads…

15. All Tautology Club rules shall be very uniquely different if they are Tautology Club rules, and not the rules of some other club that is not Tautology Club.
...and it should come after the fourteenth rule of Tautology Club and before the sixteenth rule of the same Club.

 

Welcome to the club, where you are being warmly greeted.

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POINT OF ORDER: only Tautology Club greeters welcomely greet new Tautology Club members when they are welcomed to Tautology Club.

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One of my profs just offered up this definition:

Profit maximization means setting the prices so the profits are maximized.

:sob:

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Break-even pricing focuses on breaking even.

:no_mouth:

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That definition seems perfectly sound. If it didn’t, it wouldn’t seem that way.

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I’ll leave this here for ya to see if you want to look at it…

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There are some colleges that would probably be more interested in a student who started a Tautology Club than one who joined an Honor Club! Reed, for example, comes to mind.

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I don’t know which jerk let Verizon’s marketers into tautology club, but they’re a jerk.

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Tautology Club meetings shall only be held while they are in session. They shall start at the beginning of the meeting, continue on through the middle, and finish at the end. Tautology Club meetings shall be over when they are complete. Tautology Club meetings shall not be held when they are over, out of session, before they have begun, or when they are not being held.

Any Tautology Club meeting that is held when it is not being held shall be considered a Paradox Club meeting. Anybody that says otherwise is a Paradox Club member, and they always tell lies, especially when asked if they are a member of Paradox Club.

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Tautology Club and paradox club are not exclusive from Pun club, lest a pair of docks be involved in a paradox that negatively affects my meal of pear and lox.

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Attendance at Superfluous Club is no longer necessary.

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We knew that already.

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I have absolutely no relationship with Paradox Club, and I am a member of Paradox Club.

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