Know-it-All Club is filled with know-it-alls.
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And they are completely aware of that fact, thankyouverymuch.
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Donât mention it.
By the way, Donât Mention It Club is filled with unmentionables.
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You are exactly the sort of person weâre looking for in Oleaginous Club. Youâd be a perfect fit. The ideal member. Youâd be beyond wonderful.
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Iâm not going to say it, being a member of Apophasis Club, butâŠ
#Panty Raid!
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However, you are not welcome at Blackball Club.
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I really thought I was going to be initiated into Blueball Club tonight, but it was cancelled, again.
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May I invite you for dinner at our exclusive guest only Supper Club?
Careful now, youâll start a major turf war between Supper Club and Dinner Club.
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Iâve been thinking about joining a club that gives you the option to have either an incredible stew, or a fantastic bludgeon - the Super Soup or Super Club Club.
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Major Turf is the general in charge of the grounds-keepers.
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Whereas General Grounds is the keeper of the turf.
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General Grounds is also in charge of the coffee, but if he gets too much he turns into Colonel Panic.
whoops, that should probably be in the Pun Club thread
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When Colonel Panic panics, does he dump corps?
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Yes. And donât let him anywhere near pickup trucks, anti-tank weapons, sheep or goats, etc⊠he becomes far too interested in showing you the contents of ram.
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