Pun Club at first sounds like fun, but then you realize its something else entirely.
Tautology Club is inclusive of all who are not excluded. The moat full of water naiads should be a broad hint that you have been occluded.
Paradox Club members are all those who are not members of the set of Paradox Club members.
Know-it-All Club is filled with know-it-alls.
And they are completely aware of that fact, thankyouverymuch.
Donât mention it.
By the way, Donât Mention It Club is filled with unmentionables.
You are exactly the sort of person weâre looking for in Oleaginous Club. Youâd be a perfect fit. The ideal member. Youâd be beyond wonderful.
Iâm not going to say it, being a member of Apophasis Club, butâŠ
#Panty Raid!
However, you are not welcome at Blackball Club.
I really thought I was going to be initiated into Blueball Club tonight, but it was cancelled, again.
May I invite you for dinner at our exclusive guest only Supper Club?
Careful now, youâll start a major turf war between Supper Club and Dinner Club.
Iâve been thinking about joining a club that gives you the option to have either an incredible stew, or a fantastic bludgeon - the Super Soup or Super Club Club.
Major Turf is the general in charge of the grounds-keepers.
Whereas General Grounds is the keeper of the turf.
General Grounds is also in charge of the coffee, but if he gets too much he turns into Colonel Panic.
whoops, that should probably be in the Pun Club thread
When Colonel Panic panics, does he dump corps?
Yes. And donât let him anywhere near pickup trucks, anti-tank weapons, sheep or goats, etc⊠he becomes far too interested in showing you the contents of ram.
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