Teeth nails

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/05/11/teeth-nails.html

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Nope  

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Nopenopenope

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Seems like nail art may have jumped the shark here.

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extremely cursed image

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The first thing that popped into my head was Chris Kattan’s character Azarel Abyss from Goth Talk saying, “Eeeeeeeeeeee…”

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I’ll have to chew on this one a while

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Considering BB is constantly running ads for tooth implants, how is this much different?

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Ruminate over it with a burger you can really sink your fingers into

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One must admit that drumming your fingertips on the table would look pretty rad…

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Nope. Nuh-uh. Not in this lifetime, buddy.

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Oh hell nay.

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Yes. All the yes. A thousand times yes!

[INSERT SOMETHING ABOUT FINGER-LICKING HERE]

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Masturbation has a whole new level of Freud with these!

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Wait – did we skip this step?

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Nope:

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Thank you. I thought it was just me, and that the ad-bot AI’s knew something was about to happen to me to require such, even though I had never searched for such a thing or mentioned it within earshot of listening devices.

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I’m refraining from posting a gross image of what this reminds me of.

You’re welcome.

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