Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/08/02/the-best-security-guard.html
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He’s not frisking them, he’s absolving them of their sins.
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He’s probably happy to be paid but less happy to be part of the problem.
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Powers, he has.
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He’s frisked thousands of young punks. They’re clean.
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hehehe. Reminds me of the security people at box stores who look at receipts and pretend to have read them.
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And hoping is not nearly as effective as we would hope.
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They read them if you’re black.
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Perhaps this is a vegan convention and he is frisking people using Reiki
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I can’t believe someone his age is still afraid of cooties. Doesn’t he know about “circle circle dot dot”?
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checking for force fields, cloaked armor, monomolecular filament halo (graphene gloves, one hopes), tribble larvae… all sorts really
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In his defense, it was a Facebook event.
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He should square-square-square-square because then he’d have it everywhere.
(edited to fix typo, which was super important)
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Why does the video go to cowboy music? He doesn’t look like a cowboy.
He’d be great as a TSA agent.
Somewhere, there’s someone laughing at how absurd this is, then heading off to their reiki appointment…
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Finally, someone who really gets what “Security Theater” means.
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Looks like an off-Broadway production.
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