The importance of toothbrushes in ocean disasters [Futility Closet 014]


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#2

Coincidence? I think not!


#3

“Toothbrushes” should really have a better plural name like octopus or focus. The current plural form is clunky and bumbles around the mouth like a cheekful of rocks. And yet, “Toothbrushi” doesn’t quite work. How’s about…Toothbrushim? Too Jewish? Perhaps Toothbrusho? (with the accent on the middle syllable)

Anyhoo, back to work…


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Toothbrusha.
Mind you this would be more like a reference to the class of all tooth brushing capable objects or forms, rather than simply modern toothbrushes… toothbrusha.


#5

Obviously she is a witch.


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Haven’t listened yet, but I assume that one turns the toothbrush into a shiv to garner respect and secure food on the lifeboat?


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