The jokes are on us

[jaded]

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[Gyrofrog]

“Hey, is this garden vegetable cream cheese?”
(Checks date; opens lid)
“It is now.”

(Alternate: any cream cheese can be garden vegetable cream cheese, if one can simply be patient)

[anon58741709]

Heading out for some gardening?

[anon97585346]

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[anon15383236]

[Gyrofrog]

“Quick! To the archives!”

Acme Novelty Library, 1989-ish

[anon15383236]

DAVID HERBERT
‘VHS’ (2005)
Foam, plexiglas, latex paint (2 x 4 x 8 feet)

(“Art” can be funny too!)

[fnordius]

Oggi ho imparato: sono un anziano Italiano.

[FloridaManJefe]

knock knock
“who’s there?”
me, too!
“me, too!, who?”
me, too who makes his Cuban cafecito in an old Italian coffee maker

[anon29537550]

Wild! I am not terribly into abstract art! It’s magic!

[1000YearBan]

But… the monolith is 1 x 4 x 9

[anon87143080]

1 x 4 x 7 1/3 is pretty close.

[jaded]

[smulder]

… fans counting pixels on the screen claim the object in the movie is more like 1×6×14

[anon97585346]

[sqlrob]

[Murgatroyd]

Maybe it settled in shipment? Kind of like they claim about boxed cereal?

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