I was at the zoo recently and had to ask a keeper why there was a solitary baguette in an otherwise empty cage.
He said it was bread in captivity.
never one to loaf, you rise to the occasion with that one!
But was it really kneaded?
A good walk soiled.
I am not sharing that foxhole.
There won’t be any atheists to talk to anyway.
"Oh God (if there is a God), help me (if You can)!
Today’s reminder that foxes are dog hardware running on cat software. 
I’m so glad I’m not the only one! It was pre-coffee, but I had to think about if for about a minute before I caught on 
It’s understandable. There is a lot happening in this picture. For instance, while they assure you that it’s a gar, a normal gar would not have a protrusible tongue. Focus on that and you could easily conclude that the point is that this is a protusible-tongued gar eating, or a P. T. Gar num one might say. And then you would only be very disappointed for putting so much work in for such a mediocre punchline.
For a moment there I thought you were talking about P.T. Gar Nom.
It’s even worse for me. A friend posted it in a group chat a couple days ago and it took until today for me to get it.
