Wᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴀɴɢʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴛᴏᴅᴀY

DID YOU KNOW THAT SOME PEOPLE THINK YOU CAN’T TYPE A POST IN ALL-CAPS?!?!?

#WHAT’S WRONG WITH THEM!?!?!

 


  1. POST IN ALL CAPS
  2. POSTING IN LOWERCASE IS FORBIDDEN
  3. UPPERCASE ONLY
  4. BIG LETTERS THAT ARE NOT SMALL LETTERS
  5. LOWERCASE IS RIGHT OUT
  6. IF YOU POST IN LOWERCASE YOU WILL BE FLAGGED AND @JAPHROAIG WILL BE SENT TO YOUR HOUSE WITH A HOMEMADE CHEESE THAT HAS BEEN FERMENTING IN HIS BATHROOM FOR THE PAST 6 YEARS
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LIKE THAT IS A BAD THING?

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HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY SHOWER CHEESE!?!

 

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EVERYBODY KNOWS, MAN - THEY CAN SMELL IT FROM SAUSALITO.  

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COULD YOU ALL SPEAK THE HELL UP. I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER KNOPFLER.

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IN HIS BATHROOM? IN HIS LAUNDRY BASKET!

Body is invalid; try to be a little more descriptive

WHAT’S THAT ABOUT? HOW DESCRIPTIVE DO YOU WANT ME TO BE, YOU… YOU MACHINE!

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HAH HAH HAH SOMEBODY USED LOWERCASE LETTERS.

 

 

 

#THE SENTENCE IS DEATH

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WELL, THAT DIDN’T TAKE VERY DAMN LONG.

 

 

 

 

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Wᴏᴜʟᴅ Usɪɴɢ Sᴍᴀʟʟ Cᴀᴘs Cᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴀs Cʜᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ?

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

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IT SURE IS LOUD IN HERE.
I THOUGHT @japhroaig’S CHEESE WOULD MAKE ME BLIND, BUT ITS MADE ME GO DEAF!

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IF I CALL YOU A DICK, DOES THAT MAKE ME DICKBAIT?

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THAT’S A COCK-UP OF A PROVOCATION.

 

 

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WHY WOULD I WANT TO POST IN ALL CAPS?!

<bees knees!>

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#HUH?
 

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FOR THE LOVE OF GLOB, I HAD A PRETTY DECENT SALAD TODAY *BUT TOO MUCH DRESSING!!*

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#SERENITY NOW!!!
 

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#BRING IT!!      

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WHY DONT YOUR LARGER LETTERS FORM A RIDDLE OR CLUE THAT WE CAN SOLVE?

 

 

 

 

 

ITS MADDENING!

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THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

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