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“We are waiting for Godot.”
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Hey, I’m feeling a bit attacked, or maybe just seen, or both 
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IKR? Where’s the 1-800 number?
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Spontaneity is very important to me. I have set aside from 6:15 until 6:30 each evening to be spent being completely spontaneous.
{ETA: Yes, this one’s my own. Been saying variations thereof for decades to amuse friends and consternate enemies.}
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A baby’s laugh is one of the most beautiful things you will ever hear. Unless it is 3 a.m., you’re home alone, and you don’t have a baby.
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