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Real perils of miscommunication.
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Needing to annotate a patient’s chart, the doctor reaches into his top pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer.
“Damnit, some bum’s got my biro!”
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I know! Doing all of my work while in a handstand was a real challenge when I was a cook there.
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I got 78 of 'em, folks! Enjoy your groans, and tip your servers!
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“I love Beyoncé”
“Whatever floats your boat, mate.”
“No, that’s ‘buoyancy’.”
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I read that as four-dollar karate lessons and thought “Those must be mini-lessons or something…could they really be much good?”
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