11 is correct; 8 1/2 isn’t, but it’s still funny!
How can you tell if a fish is fresh?
Ask it to tell you the story of how it came to reside in Bel-Air.
I had a wonderful date last night with a charming and intelligent woman who works at the zoo.
She’s a keeper.
Believe it or not, i follow Gavin Weber. He started my cheese making nerduness. And that episode is when i realized Italians take their cheese very seriously!
I had to go and rediscover the video of the Goodies doing “Don’t Cry for Me, Marge and Tina”. Tim Brooke-Taylor as the Thatcheresque/Peronish Timita.
An Englishman, Frenchman, Spaniard and a German are watching a street performer juggling. The juggler notices the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”
I read it the exact same way. Took me far too long to get it right.
UK version - My girlfriend has massive hands - she’s a keeper.
(My one and only football-related joke, I’m sure you’ll be pleased to hear.)