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Dayum, you’re so good at coming up with new band names!!
That gif reminds me of a lovely moment from nearly 30 years ago.
I’m sitting in a pub garden with two friends.
They’ve both got pints of Guinness.
Sat opposite each other.
Robin lifts his Guinness to his mouth and blows the froth all over Karl.
Karl attempts to retaliate in the same fashion, but he has already taken a big swig, so his Guinness is two inches below the lip, and he ends up blowing froth all over himself, a double dose.
Just thought I’d share that, 'cos you reminded me of a happy time.
*Names Unchanged to protect the innocent
This is as opposed to a time when Germany runs out of sausage and cheese at the same time, which is the Wurst Käse scenario.
YOINK!
Bilingual puns are the best puns. 
Giving peanut butter a lot of unfair credit here, when in fact it’s not actually made from nuts, peas, or butter.
If violence cannot be avoided then there’s really only one way for two pigs to settle a disagreement, and that’s ham-to-ham combat.
