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Yes, it’s puerile and lewd, but it gives me a nostalgic feeling.
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Ah, so this is where the Helvetica Scenario comes from!
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Don’t make eye contact! Amateurs, smh.
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I’ve been told that if they’re not doing something like defending a nest, you can intimidate geese by speaking in their own language…staring at them, hissing, and flapping your wings to show how big you are. But I have not had occasion to try and so can’t be blamed for any negative results.
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This and the following 3 posts.
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Nope. Ain’t nothing can make geese back down.
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Geese actually make back down naturally, as well as down on other parts of their bodies.
…Look, nothing says it’s the good jokes thread. 
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