the mothership calls me. these are my people.
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Honestly, I’d find it so funny I couldn’t be mad. It’s a story I’d tell often for the rest of my life.
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My neighbour’s rescue dog got very excited to see me once and peed on one of my shoes.
I thought it was hilarious, so I told Twitter.
And now you guys!
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Um, I guess for one thing, presidents really love billionaires. So for another, the joke really is on us. 
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a marsupial with no fur? A koala bare.
What do you call a mouse with no name? Anonymouse.
What do you call a spider with no teeth? A spider.
What do you call a billionaire with no money? A good start.
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