The six stages of grief:
• Denial – “What’s a matter you?”
• Anger – “Hey! Gota no respect.”
• Bargaining – “What do you think you do?”
• Depression – “Why you looka so sad?”
• Acceptance – “It’s not so bad, it’s a nice place.”
• Shuddup you face – “Ah, shuddup you face.”
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Arctica!
Starbucks barista: “Order for Cathy Lou.”
Cthulhu appears in a cloud of eldritch darkness. “I guess that’s me.”
He disappears with the coffee.
Cathy Lou: “What the fuck?”
I don’t get it.
That’s how maple syrup is harvested.
Being from WV, I am reading this as “corn squeezin’s” Mountain Dew, White Lightning, Honey in the Rock.
I was thinking latex 
Except that’s Low-Fructose Corn Syrup, the High-Fructose stuff comes from the top of the stalk.
Come on, Cthulu. If it were for you, it would have been a chaos instead.
“Bun-Fu Alert!”
I’m still waiting for an Ancient Egyptian ostracon or similar being en-meme-ified.
/pouts
You can’t claim that Egypt has not gotten lots of popular attention, though, it’s just mostly the royals and mummy stuff. I am hoping Medjed gets more of the memes he so plainly deserves though.
I drew a cute li’l Medjed [Ed. Note: Is there any other kind?!] and put him on our microwave.
There isn’t enuff room on the fridge, you see 
