Teacher: Everyone except Dave can go to the carnival.
Dave: Hey, no fair!
Teacher: Not for you, no.
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“Last time I was down South, I walked into this restaurant. This white waitress came up to me and said, ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said, 'That’s all right, I don’t eat colored people.
Bring me a whole fried chicken.’ About that time, these three cousins came in. You know the ones I mean, Ku, Klux and Klan. They said, ‘Boy, we’re givin’ you fair warnin. Anything you do to that chicken, we’re gonna do to you.’
"So I put down my knife and fork, picked up that chicken, and kissed it.” - Dick Gregory, comedian and activist (Oct. 12, 1932 - Aug. 19, 2017)
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Dick Gregory was amazing… Rest in power!
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Seriously, that’s my costume every Hallowe’en!
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