Does that include Miracle Whip? Because I’d eat that.
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You heathen!! Mayo or GTFO! 
Seriously, I had a parent yesterday refuse the flu vaccine because she knew we were sneaking the covid vaccine in with it. Conspiracy theories are a bottomless cesspool of stinking shit.
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Let’s just you & I hope that Miracle Whip doesn’t somehow get politicized.
ETA: ah, doc beat me to it. At least I know I got a good ally.
On second thought, in some other universe where everyone’s vaccinated and salad dressing is the white hot issue of our time… yeah I’d be okay with that.
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Why is Flynn concerned about this? The kind of person who listens to him likely hasn’t consumed a green vegetable in years.
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Idk, certain appointed health officials are pushing healthy lifestyles rather than vaccines to fight covid. I think we’re seeing some 5D chess unfolding here.
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Wait 'til they tie in Michelle Obama and Big Broccoli.
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something poetic justice something
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Scott Adams said…
people often tell me their scoops before they hit the news just to build credibility.
Guy’s got an ego… thinking he’s that fucking important. You made a comic strip that hasn’t offered anything new in a few decades Scott. No one runs shit by you for “credibility” in the real world.
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In 2019 Oulu District Court convicted investigative journalist Johanna Vehkoo of defamation after she called Lokka a “racist” and “Nazi clown” in a post on Facebook.
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Right, like Trumpists eat salad. Likely story.
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I was in St Louis, Missouri once on business and asked for a salad with dinner at a restaurant near the hotel I was staying at and they literally said “We don’t have salad.” Lots of trumper types in Missouri. Apparently they run restaurants.
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Needs more dumpster fire.
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Surely not in the Russian dressing!!!
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It’s Mike Flynn, so it’s in the Turkish dressing.
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Asshole like Mike Flynn should be more concerned about the special sauce from restaurant staff.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States:
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Returning dignity to the office!
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