The Ongoing Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes

Not sure if it would be the same in Chicago, but when I lived in Wichita in the 80s, the law allowed for younger folks who could commute directly to and from work to have permission to do so after curfew hours.

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I think we had that in NY as well. You could drive later too; coming from work.

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That was the case in Michigan, and yet my friends still often got hassled for it.The law also wasn’t supposed to apply to school or athletic events, but I got hassled by the cops driving home from an indoor track meet.

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Yes, you are right. But of course the law specifies that this is only in extreme situations where the child has had to step in as a major wage earner in a family for emergency reasons, because in normal society 14-year-olds are supposed to be concentrating on middle school, not paying the bills.

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In NY it was just having a job. Though that likely has changed since my day.

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The US has curfew laws?
Dafuq?
The coppers can hassle you for being out late minding your own business?
And people consider masks authoritarian?

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Bingo.

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Feature, not bug.

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Covid: #1 threat to police officers.
DeSantis: More, please.

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Indiana is also offering jobs for the taking for any Chicago cops who won’t get vaccinated. No cash bonus, though.

At least Chicago will be safer as a result. Not so great for Indiana, though.

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From my brief travels in the US a long time ago I formed the opinion that Florida cops were fucking world class arseholes.

Only based on the evidence right in front of me mind.

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Fake weather now kids!

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Now with even more Sharpies!

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“All weather, no climate!”

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“Dwight K. Bannon…”

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This was very much my reaction:

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When the seas rise and meteors crash into the Atlantic may the waters wash away this shit stain of humanity from Georgia.

Sooner the better.

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Some say a comet will fall from the skies,
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves,
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still,
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
And some say the end is near.
Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will,
Cause I sure could use a vacation from this
Silly shit, stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit. …

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Thanks for the earworm

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