The Ongoing Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes

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Short version: victim-blaming poor rural and small-town white people for losing and not re-assuming their rightful place at the top of the heap. If only they had a Leader (as in the original German) to whip them into shape and guide them out of squalorā€¦

Vance would be one of the more dangerous fascists out there if he didnā€™t express so much pride in his Ivy League credentials. Heā€™s probably courting the endorsements of Empty Greene and Biff to counter that perception and get the votes of the Know-Nothings. If it works and he gets elected Iā€™d class him with Hawley and Cotton and DeSantis.

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NBC also said prosecutors are investigating Gaetz for three separate crimes: if he sex-trafficked the 17-year-old; if he violated the Mann Act, which prohibits the transportation of ā€œany woman or girl for the purpose of prostitution or debauchery, or for any other immoral purposeā€ across state lines; and if he obstructed justice.

With respect to the obstruction probe, investigators are said to be scrutinizing a three-way call after the investigation started between Gaetz, his ex, and another woman who was cooperating with federal authorities and who was reportedly recording the phone call. NBC reported that authorities suspect Gaetz of obstructing justice during that conversation; heā€™s denied the allegation.

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ā€œ What are we to make of the fact that there doesnā€™t appear to be much dispute over the fact that Matt Gaetz paid women to have sex with him, whether or not he is guilty of the additional crime of paying a minor to have sex with him, and that the former alleged crime doesnā€™t even seem to matter.ā€

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because we know that concerns relating to sex-workers are irrelevant either (a). because in any sexual transaction for money the only criminal party is the sex-worker; or (b). because sex-work is a victimless crime which should be made legal or at least decriminalized so whatā€™s the big deal?

i hope you all realize that i am being very sarcastic but there is truth to to my irony.

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Itā€™s because these laws never apply to those who make them.

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Montana State sports announcer says racist things during broadcast, gets fired, doubles down.

I was going to link to the original story, but this analysis adds a lot of depth, including what the womenā€™s basketball team is dealing with in terms of its schedule against teams from COVID-embracing areas in the mountain west.

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For the record, he gets one detail wrong that I know of:

Ogele attended Chicagoā€™s Saint Ignatius College Prep. Itā€™s located in Chicagoā€™s West side. Iā€™m pointing this out because I think it lends context to the narrative Martello was stretching to craft on air. He was apparently aware of the crime-laced reputation of the South Side and literally picked up a high school and geographically moved it to fit his tale.

I appreciate his point, that calling it a south side school was meant to inflame racist tendencies in the audience, but itā€™s not a west side school either! St Ignatius is just south of downtown, on the north side of Roosevelt. One could argue itā€™s in the ā€˜South Loopā€™, which is an expensive area and not disadvantaged in any way. Itā€™s where every child in the Daley family (two mayors, so far) goes to for high school, for example.

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Iā€™m not surprised Canzano got that wrong. Heā€™s about as familiar with Chicago as Timbuktu.

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Putinā€™s mouth piece In plain sight.

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Theyā€™re long past hiding their admiration of bullies and thugs.

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They should just go ahead and change it.

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oh those funny iowans . . .

https://iowastartingline.com/2022/01/19/iowa-senators-bill-seeks-to-tie-deaths-to-covid-vaccines/

edited to add that the sponsor of this bill is mounting a challenge to chuck grassley in the primaries this year.

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awww, fuckā€¦

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ā€œBased on the information received, the bureau of health statistics shall compile data from certified death certificates documenting the deaths of individuals who received a COVID-19 vaccination within seven days of the individualā€™s death and shall report the data in the vital statistics of Iowa annual report,ā€ Carlinā€™s bill reads.

Sounds like we need a companion bill to inquire documentation for the deaths of individuals who have handled tobacco within seven days of the individualā€™s death. Get Big Tobacco to worry about this kind of trend.

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If you want to scare Iowa politicians, replace ā€œtobaccoā€ with ā€œGMO cornā€ in that proposal. Hey, itā€™s as dangerous or moreso than vaccines.

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Or ā€œhigh fructose corn syrup.ā€

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