It’s complicated.
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If you steal a Tesla, does that turn it into an Edison?
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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but dozens of others will only allow the one to do it if they can take credit.
Also, hundreds will take credit for it either way.
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Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?
because it had grater plans!
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A polar bear went into a bar and says “I’d like a rum and… … … … … … … … coke”
“Sure,” says the barman “but why the big pause?”
The bear replies “I was born with them”
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Joke aside, that seems like a really aggressive yoga mat
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It’s for power yoga.
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Further plumbing reveals the true depth of that seemingly shallow joke. Truly, some may never fathom it.
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I used to play harpsichord for tips, but I ended up going baroque.
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So, at no time did he call him Joe Pinewood?
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the title…
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