Warning: Post contains a Dad joke told by a 6-year old.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No body knows.
I hope that’s at Canadian Tire, there’s no way that’s Home Depot. It’s unassumingly hilarious. 
I just checked. Sure enough, it’s Home Depot.
Oh dear.
Schrödinger: not nice. Not nice at all.
Really quite shocking even in the crowded field of not nice dudes.
Just mention it as he usually appears in a light hearted context and I can’t find him so.
That guy was seriously fucked up.
Also, why do so few people know that his Gedankenexperiment was meant as a criticism of the Kopenhagen interpretation of quantum physics?
I still like to use this occasionally, though:
Holy shit, I had no idea!
Schrödinger kept a record of his sexual liaisons including children he sexually abused in a diary he called Ephemeridae, in which he stated a “predilection for teenage girls on the grounds that their innocence was the ideal match for his natural genius”
TIL, kinda wish I hadn’t. Add to list of brillirant assholes.
It certainly is in my house! 
