Saw the unnamed band for their final tour in the 80s. It was an amazing show.
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
MPFC S02E12 Spam
That’s my point: he always comes up in a joke. He’s not funny. Not at all.
Sorry to be a killjoy but when you know who he was you can’t find the jokes funny.
Plus, as @FGD135 says the thought experiment is deliberately ridiculous.
I once got so drunk in Paris that I stumbled and fell into a river.
That’s right, I went in Seine.
I also stuck this one on Odd Stuff:
stitchthisfiona
Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
That is some seriously hard working nonsense.
I see a games thread and I want to make it wrath
I pasted the latest title here just because I love it!
Very well done, whoever.
I’ve lately been hard at work writing some nonsense poems in the comments on a friend’s Dark Shadows parody videos. One of the main characters is a vampiric Viscount.
A tapestry
of bizarrerie
A window
filled with fog
Sophistry
is blasphemy
and I forgot
to walk the frog.Bats are on the wing
the Viscount starts to sing
The wolves all howl
with wild canid joy
Beware!
Take Care!
That voodoo doll
is not a toy.
Jokes were being made about the series’ lack of sustained narrative coherence, so I said, “Coherence is for cowardly conservative conformists!” and added this:
Popcorn octopus blackberry
Informal lighthouse scary
Aglet title delivered
Car horn hemlock shivered
What am I missing?
ETA: Oh, duh, I get it.
I missed the unlisted thingy just above your post.
ETA2: Why oh why? What terrible crime did this thread commit?
As this thread still appears in my bookmarks, I will consider us more of a Secret Society of Dad Jokes. If you think anyone’s missing out, you could always mail them a link. 
“We only bought this bottle of wine yesterday. Why is it half-empty?”
“Maybe it’s because you’re a pessimist.”
