The Practice of Psychotherapy

[docosc]

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender says “Rene! Would you like a beer!” Descartes replies, “I think not.”

And immediately vanishes

[docosc]

@chenille
I see what you did there!

Black Velvet

[milliefink]

[ycleptShawn]

Finally got it. Yesterday this did not register with me. Funny how perceptions can change.

[docosc]

Nerd humor is the best humor!

[iknownuurthing]

That took me a while.
But the guffaw was worth it!

[chenille]

Now I’m curious which of the two jokes you got.

[iknownuurthing]

And I hope you’re just messing with me!
I got the devilled-egg thing.

(don’t tell me the cross on the wall is supposed to be an egg-timer too)

[chenille]

Not messing with you, sorry. It’s an eggsorcism.

[iknownuurthing]

Oh, FFS, course it is.

[milliefink]

[PsiPhiGrrrl]

How can I tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Well, you see one later and the other after a while.

[milliefink]

[sqlrob]

[teknocholer]

[sqlrob]

[teknocholer]

Embarrassing incident this morning. My wife asked me to find her lipstick and I passed her a glue stick by mistake.

She hasn’t spoken to me since.

[milliefink]

[hecep]

I recognize the brand. Samsomite

[hecep]

@iknownuurthing

(don’t tell me the cross on the wall is supposed to be an egg-timer too)

I completely missed it until you brought it up! A crucified egg! Ohmylette!