Rene Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender says “Rene! Would you like a beer!” Descartes replies, “I think not.”
And immediately vanishes
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@chenille
I see what you did there!
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Finally got it. Yesterday this did not register with me. Funny how perceptions can change.
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Nerd humor is the best humor!
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That took me a while.
But the guffaw was worth it!
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Now I’m curious which of the two jokes you got. 
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And I hope you’re just messing with me!
I got the devilled-egg thing.
(don’t tell me the cross on the wall is supposed to be an egg-timer too)
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Not messing with you, sorry. It’s an eggsorcism.
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Oh, FFS, course it is.
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How can I tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Well, you see one later and the other after a while. 
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Embarrassing incident this morning. My wife asked me to find her lipstick and I passed her a glue stick by mistake.
She hasn’t spoken to me since.
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I recognize the brand. Samsomite
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I completely missed it until you brought it up! A crucified egg! Ohmylette!
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