The weird new conspiracy theory that the Internet has been dead for 5 years

Serdar Argic lives!

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Long time, no see.

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Sᴏʀʀʏ, I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʙᴜsʏ.

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Yes, you have. Ready for a vaca for a while?

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kristin-wiig-laugh-cry|nullxnull

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Yeah, I noticed.

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A real person would have credit cards and a social security number. If the so called author is so “real” they should post these easy proofs. I know what you’re thinking - you first. But I assure you since this is the Internet, I am a content simulation bot and have neither of these things.

TIL I am not real.

Seriously though, being homeless screwed up my credit rating for years, and by the time I was accepted for a credit card I already had a debit card and a habit of not spending money I didn’t already have. I doubt I am the only person like that.

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Former homeless here. I’m doing well now, but there is no way I’m getting a credit card again.

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I don’t have any credit cards, but I sure as fuck work and pay taxes.

Your threshold for real people seems a bit lacking.

Word.

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