These weird windows are designed to stop witch attacks

[generic_name]

But. . . magick!

[DukeTrout]

You found a magic bike rack!?!

[generic_name]

I mean, if witches in Western tradition ride brooms, and they ride in a teacup or mortar in Eastern Europe, then why not a magic bike rack in the USA?

But anyway, if you can make the broomstick magic enough to fly, you can make it magic enough that you don’t fall off.

Or you know, just fly and to hell with the broomstick.

[DukeTrout]

I keep trying but my arms get tired.

[Brainspore]

@thomdunn

that these slanted portholes were supposedly designed to prevent witches from flying through them on their broomsticks

There’s a little sushi place in San Francisco called “Kiki,” named after the titular witch* in Kiki’s Delivery Service. The front of the place looks like this:

So now I’m wondering if the facade design is a coincidence or if there was some intentional irony in putting anti-witch measures in a place named after a girl who rides a flying broomstick.

(*OK that sounds naughty)

[anothernewbbaccount]

then suddenly you have to lean over 45 degrees to fit through the window

And? What’s the problem?

[bryan]

@ClutchLinkey

But if you throw a small rock through a witch window into a pond, will it float?

Not after you’ve broken the glass, that’s just daft.

[ClutchLinkey]

@bryan

that’s just daft.

I think you mean "draft, silly spell check