Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/12/31/beautiful-vermont-house-for-sale-also-includes-seven-creepy-jail-cells.html
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They don’t mention the attractive storage cabinet, perfect for storing duct tape, zip ties, and (of course) skin lotion.
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I guess it would be a great place for someone to open a bdsm bed and breakfast.
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The place looks lovely, but then hints that something is off-kilter start at picture #19 (that window looks like something out of the 1960s Batman TV series), then a little more weird around picture #24, and then at #30 – whoa!
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“… featuring a commodious, and extremely secure, wine cellar.”
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Whoa! The window is freaky!
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Sold for $75k in 2018, and now they want $150k in 2021? The realtor is the one who should be locked up.
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Ah I see we found the Addam’s family summer vacation house.
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I am fine with the jail cells, but it is a little too close to New Hampshire for my taste.
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Already a contingent offer on it. All of the northeast is flooding VT to get away from Covid and Live the Dream™.
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Obligatory SNL Vermont sketch… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKcUOUYzDXA
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That’s true.
Average home prices in Maine have gone up about 25% since this pandemic started.
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Yup. I sold my old clunky New England house in 2013 and it took a YEAR to sell. Painful!!! If I were selling it now, I could probably sell it in a week and get another hundred thousand out of it. But the reality is if I was still living there I probably wouldn’t be selling it, due to the pandemic. It was way out in the sticks and away from people. Just us and all the critters.
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Or for Mayberry cosplay.
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On person’s creepy is another person’s Saturday night.
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That house is gonna need a LOT of work.
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A decrepit wing of the house that’s all but closed off to visitors. How gothic!
(The chapter title is “Anne Radcliffe and the gothic tower of Hysteria”. Perfection itself.)
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At least now we know where Fester and Uncle Knick-Knacks bunked.
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So, a b&bdsm then?
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