They don’t mention the attractive storage cabinet, perfect for storing duct tape, zip ties, and (of course) skin lotion.
I guess it would be a great place for someone to open a bdsm bed and breakfast.
The place looks lovely, but then hints that something is off-kilter start at picture #19 (that window looks like something out of the 1960s Batman TV series), then a little more weird around picture #24, and then at #30 – whoa!
“… featuring a commodious, and extremely secure, wine cellar.”
Whoa! The window is freaky!
Sold for $75k in 2018, and now they want $150k in 2021? The realtor is the one who should be locked up.
Ah I see we found the Addam’s family summer vacation house.
I am fine with the jail cells, but it is a little too close to New Hampshire for my taste.
Already a contingent offer on it. All of the northeast is flooding VT to get away from Covid and Live the Dream™.
Obligatory SNL Vermont sketch… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKcUOUYzDXA
Average home prices in Maine have gone up about 25% since this pandemic started.
Yup. I sold my old clunky New England house in 2013 and it took a YEAR to sell. Painful!!! If I were selling it now, I could probably sell it in a week and get another hundred thousand out of it. But the reality is if I was still living there I probably wouldn’t be selling it, due to the pandemic. It was way out in the sticks and away from people. Just us and all the critters.
Or for Mayberry cosplay.
On person’s creepy is another person’s Saturday night.
That house is gonna need a LOT of work.
A decrepit wing of the house that’s all but closed off to visitors. How gothic!
(The chapter title is “Anne Radcliffe and the gothic tower of Hysteria”. Perfection itself.)
At least now we know where Fester and Uncle Knick-Knacks bunked.
So, a b&bdsm then?