Thief stuffed 30 bags of frozen shrimp in his pants, say police

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/18/shrimp-pants.html

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Frozen shrimp. In his pants. Keeping the thief’s resident ‘shrimp’ company.

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Upon searching the suspect’s pants authorities learned the suspect also had crabs.

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Questions. I have them.

He took “peel and eat” to an all new level.

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You pay double for that in Thailand.

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How was this not Florida Man? It matches his MO.

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Your… post… deserves a… standing ovation!

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relevant bits at :48 and 2:12…

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“Is that a frozen shrimp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

Plot twist: He’s a caricature artist who needed to buy $500 worth of shrimp, but all his cash got jacked.

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Sure, but were they “Buzzer Beater” Lightly-Expired Cocktail Shrimp?

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Sooo, …coconut shrimp.

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Well, considering that they were bags of frozen shrimp, I’d be really impressed if the resident wasn’t a “shrimp”… well that or an acorn.

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The total value of the theft is estimated at $500, but we’re talking Vons shrimp here, so IDK.

Questions. I have them.

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Frozen shrimp, huh? Not even alive and kicking. A real man stuffs gerbils.

Gigity

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The police recovered all thirty bags of frozen shrimp from his pants, plus one that was unaccounted for that was just kinda hanging there.

I seriously hope they destroy these shrimp and don’t put them back up for resale.

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In my image searching I found this beauty.

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Futurama_Zoidberg_Jesus_bless this post

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