Thieves stole 100 right shoes from this sneaker store

[boingboing]

Originally published at: Thieves stole 100 right shoes from this sneaker store - Boing Boing

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[anon36271483]

@boingboing

Hunter Emigh, proprietor of Sole Bros sneaker shop

…is hopping mad about the theft.

Got me coat, where’s the door?

[Melizmatic]

“It was the one-legged man!”

[anon15383236]

Thieves stole 100 right shoes

Smart thieves. Can’t resell the wrong ones.

[Purplecat]

Not the 9 O'Clock News One Legged Men Shoplift Shoes

[anon61221983]

Art thieves? Thieves making an artistic statement?

[rightside-up]

@boingboing

His security camera captured footage

Was one of them a tall blond man?

[SpunkyTWS]

The store itself just became a lot more sinister.

[Melizmatic]

@SpunkyTWS

sinister

[Brainspore]

This is what happens when you let Matthew McConaughey plan the heist.

[snigs]

They’re just doing it in shifts. Because the 100 left shoes are now much less valuable, they won’t be as closely guarded.

[sqlrob]

[anothernewbbaccount]

footage of three mean

Were they … Shoe Meanies?

[Murgatroyd]

@rightside-up

Was one of them a tall blond man?

And what color was his shoe?

[rightside-up]

@Murgatroyd

And what color was his shoe?

Depends which version of the movie you prefer. Tom Hanks is great. But not canonical.

[rightside-up]

“Left Behind, the Animated Sequel”??

[sdmikev]

Well, I know who it wasn’t.