Just has to be. I’m not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary.
Here, grandma! Now you won’t need friends any more!
Jeebus. For that price you could buy a smartphone and set up (far less creepy) reminders.
Thank you BBS, for an opening.
Lyrics to “Krafty Cheese”, by The Residents; wherein plants and their caregiver have a short and somewhat creepy musical conversation:
You care for plants
And we care for you
You care for plants
And we care for you
Upward to the sun we grow
Careful plants, be careful plants
Upward to the sun we grow
Careful plants, be careful plants
Upward to the sun we grow
Careful plants, be careful plants
Upward to the sun we grow
Careful plants, be careful plants
The granddaughter was pretty creepy, too… that… smile.
The product is real; but the grandmother is fake?
@Garymon Things like this always remind me of “I always Do What Teddy Says” or THX1138.
Commercial teen pop. Ugh.
And 2001 of course.
No! It’s too intellectual for that.
Soon with added creepy!
I’m sure that’ll be a great addition to the Internet of Shit.
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