Siri, keep Summer safe.
Alexa, let’s work my resting face into something more hopeful, shall we?
Be in TX so buy different gun for car if it got used. Once a week, tops.
Be in TX so state owns whatever size half the house hubby was; be specific in queries! Did you mean haybrain your special someone and fix your face with Magic Tape? Because you are a mathematical phoenix.
The ‘Its the Heat’ tank gets wonky around January.
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I’ll be so happy once he’s dead.
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In coffee shops, they should have a little bell that rings every time someone does a murder search through their wifi. (Not an alarm bell, just a pleasant chime.)
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Hm. Appears not to be tailored to my search habits.
I am underwhelmed. Should have searched on Google Scholar. This is not the murder advice you’ve been looking for. Continue. Continue.
(And btw, this bloody quora-annoyance has pretty good SEO. IT POPS UP ALL THE TIME, FFS. )
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Of course, people could use whatever sound effect they wanted.
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whoa, this reminds me I need to remove the query about how to frame someone for murdering their spouse and get away with it from my phone!
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It becomes much less of an annoyance once you learn that you can bypass their mandatory registration by adding “?share=1” to any of their URLs.
Everyone knows you use DuckDuckGo for your murder searches. 
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So what search engine should I be using for a fail safe way to murder someone and not get caught? Asking for a friend.
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Right, all the Anglican Church does around here is the SEO of Thomas Aquinas*, choirs and all.
Every morning: self-flagellation, thanks and etudes, then a flurry of 'Will no one rid me of this meddlesome @suchnandso ’ and other test-driven diligence as the voice-driven spreadsheet does its warm-ups. Regular PKD caution to prevent zap-gunning some mismatched hat across traffic from everyone else zap-gunning it.
- No, it’s yacht rock or something.
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Sounds funny, but you lost me somehow.
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This looks like a good niche for a custom Alexa skill. There must be a way to monetize those.
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It’s always the butler.
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Alfred Hitchcock would have been surprised if a ‘good’ answer rewarded the query. He was once asked to describe “the perfect murder”. His response (per my recollection), “No one knows.”
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