This is the most Metal church of all time

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No, this is the most Metal Church of all time.

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One day, when I open my heavy-metal blaring, quasi-satanist pizza parlor “Church of Crust” (in an abandoned church, of course) I hope to claim the title of “most metal church.”

Until then, I suppose this place is pretty neat.

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Did construction utilize a magnesium-tungsten alloy and cold riveted girders with cores of pure selenium mined from Summerville, Oklahoma?

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I’m… gonna, go with this one.

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I was gonna go with the Chapel of Bones in Evora, Portugal. But then there’s this

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Well Done Reaction GIF

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My vote goes to St Martin Church in Weert, Netherlands.

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Snoop Dogg Hello GIF by Regal

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As metal as the Church of the Cosmic Skull?

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Honorable (well maybe not all that much honor) mention:


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Back around 1990 I was wandering around the Tiergarten in Berlin (as you do) when I realised that someone was playing Ace of Spades on the Tiergarten Carillion.

Metal, but not a church, so it doesn’t count.

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Blessed, indeed, are the cheese-makers.

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something something hard rock hallelujia

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Ministry, Psalm 69

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It’s like the end boss sequence for a Final Fantasy game.

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They don’t make them like that anymore.

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