This is the most Metal church of all time

[boingboing]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/05/15/this-is-the-most-metal-church-of-all-time.html

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[Quinn_Skylark]

No, this is the most Metal Church of all time.

Metal Church

[belovedvillain]

One day, when I open my heavy-metal blaring, quasi-satanist pizza parlor “Church of Crust” (in an abandoned church, of course) I hope to claim the title of “most metal church.”

Until then, I suppose this place is pretty neat.

[euansmith]

Did construction utilize a magnesium-tungsten alloy and cold riveted girders with cores of pure selenium mined from Summerville, Oklahoma?

[MaiqTheLiar]

I’m… gonna, go with this one.

[unhallowed]

I was gonna go with the Chapel of Bones in Evora, Portugal. But then there’s this

[Mindysan33]

@belovedvillain

“Church of Crust”

[the_borderer]

My vote goes to St Martin Church in Weert, Netherlands.

Ace of Spades - Torenfestival Weert

[belovedvillain]

[Kilroy]

As metal as the Church of the Cosmic Skull?

Church of the Cosmic Skull - Evil in your Eye (Official Video)

[Ann_Animus]

Honorable (well maybe not all that much honor) mention:

[smut_clyde]

Back around 1990 I was wandering around the Tiergarten in Berlin (as you do) when I realised that someone was playing Ace of Spades on the Tiergarten Carillion.

Metal, but not a church, so it doesn’t count.

[smut_clyde]

@belovedvillain

when I open my heavy-metal blaring, quasi-satanist pizza parlor “Church of Crust”

Blessed, indeed, are the cheese-makers.

[lorcan_nagle]

something something hard rock hallelujia

[sylvia]

Ministry, Psalm 69

[the_borderer]

It’s like the end boss sequence for a Final Fantasy game.

[anon86928381]

They don’t make them like that anymore.