Totally Accurate Battle Simulator not entirely accurate

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/30/totally-accurate-battle-simula.html

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It’s on sale right now on Steam. I didn’t realize it was finally Mac compatible, so I bought it and will give it a shot later.

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This was Completely Free for 24 hours on the Epic Game Store not so long ago. If you didn’t snag it at the time, it will probably be offered for free again at some point during this year, so why not play some of the other bazillion games you’ve got in your backlog by now while you’re waiting?

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The simulation is not reality?

The Deuce you say!

What next? The map is not the territory?

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Free on Xbox if you have Game Pass as well.

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Well now let’s not forget the difference between accurate and precise.

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Or the sarcasm that can be often found attached to the word “totally”.

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Agnes knew what was up.

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Have they repeated any free offerings yet?

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Not weekly giveaways – but two of the special free games over the last twelve days (Celeste and Hyper Light Drifter) had already been given away once earlier in the year.

I mean, surely they can’t keep dishing out fresh, quality titles indefinitely. (Or can they?)

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Why does the second video make me feel like I’m rereading The Three Body Problem?

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PS The only way to win is not to play the game.

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My take away was that, “The only way to win the game is to recruit a cohort of lightning throwing philosophers.”

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You missed step two:

Direct them towards Downing Street and the White House.

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I watched this game played on Giantbomb by Vinny, and he is just great on creative games doing the silliest things.

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