Trump the Chump (Part 2)

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Versailles Café has the strongest
 the most powerful menus!

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The psychological warfare has been ramped up. Words
 and killer visuals!!!

UPDATE: Looks like it’s working!

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Go, massive aneurysm while taking a dump! Go! Go! Go!

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BBC News - Court artists on their three, very different Trumps

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Like Martin Luther on his privy, Trump will in mid-dump have a revelation – a genuine epiphany – while sitting on his toilet
 but it won’t amount to anything more than this: “Oh, shit. I really am a loser.”

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Yeah, well, Rupert did decree that Trump was out a couple of months ago.

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Trump Denies Storing Documents In Bathroom: ‘Just Because A Room Has A Toilet Doesn’t Make It A Bathroom’

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Brenner also became concerned about the presence of grown men milling about during fashion shows. “Harvey became a fixture,” he adds. “Donald Trump certainly was. I would see Donald Trump backstage at [Fashion Week home] Bryant Park, and I’m like, ‘Why is he standing there when there’s a 13-year-old changing? This is weird.’ NEXT, along with a lot of agencies, would get invitations for fashion parties that they would invite certain girls to, with the hope that you’re going to catch the eye of a client that would want to know more about you and call the agency the following day. The industry still operates like that.”

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All those groomers, and no drag queens. Funny how that works.

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Almost like
 Never mind, if they ever developed an understanding of irony, their heads would explode.

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 that whole article is one long cranial explosion

“I remember my agent saying, ‘Cotton balls are organic, so it’s fine if you just swallow them to make yourself feel full’ ”

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“And this lawyer, he came up to me, tears in his eyes, big guy, huge guy, veteran, tears in his eyes, and he said, ‘sir,’ he said, ‘sir, what they’re doing to you is the worst thing that’s ever happened in our nation’s history,’ totally real guy, totally real.”

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Imagine: a law firm made up entirely of Canadian girlfriends. (Or imaginary attorneys.)

:thinking:

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