Okay, can they GET anymore obvious! 
Sounds like his fundraising arm is grifting him too. Note to self: order more popcorn.
Who did Nazi that coming?
A co-founder of Trump Media & Technology Group, the company behind Truth Social, said former President Donald Trump pushed another executive to give some of his shares to Melania Trump and retaliated when the request was declined, according to a Washington Post report.
Like she really cares.
Good luck providing accurate statements when his accounting company dropped him too, and warned that none of the financial statements from 2011 or so could be confirmed.
A look at the NY lawsuit:
At one point, as an apparently distracted Trump struggled to remain in office, his lawyers ghosted the bank for six months, ignoring escalating demands for answers.
Frustrated by Trumpâs silence, the bank threatened default.
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Wait, I thought Jr. & Eric were running the store while he was POTUS? Why didnât they just handle it?
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ETA: (keeps reading)
The bank broached its concerns in an October 29, 2020, letter to Donald Trump Jr., who despite his admitted ignorance of accounting principles had been signing off on much of his fatherâs allegedly fuzzy math since 2017.
Trump has repeatedly insisted that his business has committed no fraud and that the attorney general is engaging in a political âwitch hunt;â a Trump lawyer did not return a request for comment.
A Deutsche Bank spokesman told Insider he could not comment on legal claims or on client accounts.
âThe Bank takes its legal obligations seriously,â the spokesperson said, âincluding appropriately responding to authorized investigations and proceedings.â
- Weâre selling Donnie down the river.
has anybody in that family ever had a real job 
Tiffany? Sheâs done an admirable job staying clear of the rest of their bullshit.
The white sheep of the family? /s
Either that, or itâs tax evasion and they actually âspendâ that money on consulting companies owned by cronies and spouses.
Canât help but think of this classic:
(Editorial aside: this story highlights some of the ways in which the Onion succeeds but its followers-on fail. If this had been an Onion story, it would have been a headline and an image. There was no need to double down on this joke with 250 words of copy.)
BI click bait got me on this one. I mean heâs bat guano crazy right?
I wonât dare speculate, instead leaving room in my heart for hope.
Donnieâs 4D chess wizardry 
may not help him here, despite the best efforts of his whole troop of hired howler monkeys, er, strip-mall attorneys. [crosses all available body parts]
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
Archive version: archive.ph
That seems like it might slightly exceed the government approved per diem rate.
