Trump the Chump (Part 2)

Yeah? Then where’s his soup kitchen?

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Kind of my point. Capone didn’t keep a low profile, and look what it got him.
Colleagues like Paul Ricca, Tony Accardo or Murray Humphreys were a lot smarter on that front.

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:man_facepalming:

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He can spell. Kinda.
Words with two letters anyway.
And yet–

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(I can’t tell if that one is shooped or not.)

But this is definitely not altered:
morans

Note: USA is spelled correctly and it has three letters in it! Wow! (Which itself is also spelled with three letters, though only two different letters!)

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In the army our uniforms said U.S. Army. When we did some exercises where we played the enemy we had uniforms that said T.H.E.M. Army

ETA: spelling

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This part might be worst, as it mutates then disintegrates toward the end:

“I’ve never heard it… I said to my people, do you think they’ll ever acknowledge [it]… I must be doing okay. Except I’m a very handsome person. So I guess a lot of you want… They want to sit look like a beauty pageant. It’s amazing.”

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Can’t argue with that logic.

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MerelyGifted - November 3, 2020


From one of my BF’s best friends — a Chrysler Freeway [I-75] bridge in Detroit on election day

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Imperative, or compliment? :thinking:

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Cut off from the headline in the one box ‘failure to state offense’

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EweL

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BBC News - Ivanka Trump must testify in fraud case, judge rules

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Thanksgiving is going to be a bit awkward this year…

Nonsense, what am I saying. It’s the Trumps. It’s always awkward.

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Surely not.

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We really need that puke reaction emoji ASAP.

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Wonder how much of a spine Pence actually has.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/28/politics/trump-pence-endorsement-antisemitism-biden/index.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Interesting summary in the one box, but it’s for this bit:

Former President Donald Trump said Saturday that Mike Pence should endorse his bid for the White House after his former vice president dropped out of the race for the Republican nomination earlier in the day.

“Because I had a great successful presidency, and he was the vice president, he should endorse me,” said Trump, the front-runner for the 2024 GOP nod. “I chose him, made him vice president. But … people in politics can be very disloyal. I’ve never seen anything like it.”

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