Trump the Chump (Part 2)

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Melania Trump expected to join other former first ladies at Rosalynn Carter services

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/4329410-melania-trump-first-ladies-rosalynn-carter-services/

Rosalynn will send lighting bolts.

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Donnie- most people never have a cognitive test during their physical exams.

Why are your Doctors doing so many for you?

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This header caught my attention…

Antichrist Figure? Check.

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In a new episode of Jason Bateman, Will Arnett and Sean Hayes’ Smartless podcast, director and actor Taika Waititi revealed juicy and entirely typical details about his experience working with ex-president Donald Trump on a 2012 NBC Super Bowl featurette entitled “Brotherhood of Man.”

“I directed Trumpy,” Waititi giggled. “There was a piece of paper with a list of demands,” Waititi said, when Bateman asked if Trump had any on-set “specifications.”

Trump had a helper present who flattered him constantly, Waititi explained. “He had a sort of like a make-up person who was also his ego booster. So she would like, touch him up and say ‘Oh Mr. Trump, oh Mr. Trump, you look fantastic.’”

“[The camera] had to be a certain height to make him look a little thinner,” Waititi added. “I think it had like a sort of, whatever the pantone of orange was that he had to appear as on screen.”

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Fluffer?

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Vomit react please.

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An appeals court reinstates gag order that barred Trump from maligning court staff in NY fraud trial

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All from tumblr:

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Donnie’s opened a Trump Thrift Shop.

The Trump brand means luxury?

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Sens. Tim Kaine, a Virginia Democrat, and Marco Rubio, a Florida Republican, teamed up to muscle their bill — which would require an act of Congress or Senate approval to leave NATO — into what is often deemed a must-pass bill that funds servicemembers and outlines national security priorities. President Joe Biden is expected to sign the legislation into law. The Senate passed the overall legislation 87 to 13. The House passed it on Friday on a 310-118 vote.

Putin just made a sad face.

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Democrat says he expects Trump to ‘start selling Ivana Trump’s tombstone

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4361820-democrat-trump-start-selling-ivana-trumps-tombstone/

Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-Fla.) knocked former President Trump for selling pieces of the suit that the former president wore in his mug shot photo after surrendering at a jail in Georgia earlier this year, saying he now expects sales of Trump’s former wife’s tombstone.

“I expect him to start selling Ivana Trump’s tombstone. You’ll be able to write, you know, a little signature on her tombstone for $10,000,” Moskowitz said.

Moskowitz – who represents Florida’s 23rd district just south of the former president’s property – said Trump’s support is “unexplainable” but “people are just drawn to this guy.” He also labeled Trump a “televangelist president” and said the former president is “the best QVC blender salesman we’ve ever had.”

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“The same person complaining about the economy is saying ‘hey it’s a tough economy, however, I’m going to spend the $2,000 to buy the lapel,’” Moskowitz said.

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He can’t sell the tombstone - it’s holding down boxes of classified material!

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Plus the grave site is overgrown, how’s he gonna find it?

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:laughing:

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