Originally published at: Try your luck with "The Worst Day of Your Life" fortune telling machine at the Mystery House in Abita Springs, LA | Boing Boing
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Mine was “you’re going to pee yourself on a plane 'cause the airline treats you like cattle.”
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Does the Abita house have anything to do with the beer? I hope so because I’ll probably need a beer afterwards.
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It’s right down the street from the brewery. It’s not technically related, but they’re both in Abita Springs! 
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“Wet Yourself on a Ferris Wheel.”
Ha! That already happened. Fake!
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“a roach crawls out your ear”
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No my friend, that is the second worst day. The worst day is when the roach is crawling in.
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Hey, points for not stealing plot events from The Expanse. Make Abita Springs nifty!
There’s an old campfire tale that ends, “The earwig was pregnant when it crawled in.”
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Enjoy if possible:
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Sounds like fun. I like weird.
Especially the ones in the car below.
And you’ll never look at fried oysters or fried pies the same way again…
Better that than “Roaches in Toast”.
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