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Contributed by Jennifer Sandlin
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Great green gobs of
Grody greasy gopher guts
Simulated monkey feet
Chopped up baby parakeet
All these things are really
Very good to eat
But I forgot my fork 
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Great big gobs of
greasy, grimey gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
fried eyeballs
rolling down the dirty street
and I forgot my spoon
but I got my straw
slurp, slurp
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