Will you be having the dog poop pretzels or the bat pizza for lunch?

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Contributed by Jennifer Sandlin

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:notes: Great green gobs of
Grody greasy gopher guts
Simulated monkey feet
Chopped up baby parakeet

All these things are really
Very good to eat
But I forgot my fork :musical_note:

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Darrell the Dogigator has a posse (from Tetrapod Zoology).

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GIF by Desus & Mero

:notes: Great big gobs of
greasy, grimey gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
fried eyeballs
rolling down the dirty street
and I forgot my spoon
but I got my straw
slurp, slurp :notes:

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