Turn on this lamp by peeling back its rubbery foreskin

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Now combine it with the Shake Weight, and you’ll really have something.

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Christmas list!

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Too jerky for my tastes.

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But what does it smell like?

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Pineapple.

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Well obviously, fresh as a daisy.

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In b4 someone sits on it

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This is for folks who can’t locate their clitorilamp?

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Two years to figure out how to sleeve a lamp?

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Wouldn’t a tube sock do?

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Can we get it with a UV bulb?

“I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way.”

– some ex-, twice-impeached guy

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Put that in your sock and stroke it!

(It is known, you dudes and your nasty socks. :grimacing:)

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I was just saying the other day that the world needs more penis-themed products. We men and our personal bits don’t get anything like the attention we should. /s

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Did you hear the one about the Mohel and the electrician?

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Welp, I know what my bet on the ‘what did people get stuck in their butts’ sweepstake is this year

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Oh, that stinks.

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Not very popular among the Jewish population.

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I dunno, it has a decent sized base. Should actually be not to bad in that regard. The LEDs don’t get to hot, hopefully. I could be an illuminating experience.

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