I’ll take a stab at it…
I am the very model of bad faith and hypocrisy
I’d be an abject failure in any meritocracy
Fawning fan-boys dub me lord of meme kakistocracy
From reddit to 4Chan, I’m an empty boastful want-to-be
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters peado-logical
Upstage me, then you are one, it’s a law quite cosmological
The bullshit I spout steaming is ridiculously grandiose
And If I fail to deliver, just blame it on lazy workers, bros
If I fail to deliver, just blame it on lazy workers, bros
If I fail to deliver, just blame it on lazy workers, bros
If I fail to deliver, just blame it on lazy workers, bros
I’m very good at trolling, courting the alt-right homunculus
I know decision-makers should be very rich and really quite homogenous
In short, by every measure, judged in any meritocracy
I am the very model of bad faith and hypocrisy
