Two lateral thinking puzzles


#122

Oops. I misread. You said it wanted me to know what the joke meant. Yes, yes, I see, I see.

OK, I get it now. What you’re saying is this:

Why did Chicken cross the road?

To practice, practice practice.

Yes?


#123

The journey to enlightenment is like that of a chicken who started in one place, and did not stay in that place, feeling a nameless, internal motivation to go to another place, and did so.


#124

So I am the chicken. I am the chicken. We are chicken.


#125

Wait - now I get it. What does Carnegie Hall taste like?

The Buddha!


#126

#127

Now the word chicken has lost all meaning. Chicken. Chicken. Chicken.


#128

Well, technically head cheese:cheesehead.m4v (836.3 KB)


#129

I’ll be honest, I’m a little afraid of whatever is on the other side of that link…


#130

Just a little song.


#131

May I introduce Sandra Brookover of the Department of Agriculture? What she lacks in musicality, she more than makes up in factual information about meat.

The Primal Cut.m4v (2.3 MB)
Whole Lamb Picture.m4v (1.1 MB)

I think it’s distinctly possible that Sandra Brookover killed the woman in puzzle #2 with a leg of lamb, then fed the murder weapon to the hotel staff. In my opinion, she’s just a little too enthusiastic about the possibilities for lamb parts.


#132

Those don’t play, but now you’ve got me intrigued by this album How to Buy Meat released by the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture. It’s not on youtube, but if you look up Sandra Brookover, you might be pleasantly surprised (and by surprised I mean frightened) by what you find.


#133

Ooo - they play when you change the m4v to mp3.


#134

Sardines. Gotta have’em…

Credit where its due.

https://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2011/06/alcoa-wrap-does-everything-so-have-a-sardine-sandwich-mp3s.html


#135

Weird, they played ok for me. Maybe they don’t trust you.


#136

They’re meatier!


#137

You seem to have a thing for the meats. These are great.


#138

If you ever have to end a party, just turn up the lights and put some sardine talk on an endless loop…


#139

I don’t think it would even need to loop.


#140

Oh, and if we’re talking about loops - here’s my composition, Experiments in Looping. This, too, would probably end a party (or start a strange one?).

headphones


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