My reaction: Oooo free audiobook. Screw u WaPo, I can get a freemium audiobook thanks to the US Congress.
They should have hired Morgan Freeman.
He’d read the phonebook (do they still exist?) if you paid him. And I’d listen.
My top 5 actors I would love to hear read the Mueller Report out loud
James Earl Jones
Ian McShane
Malcolm McDowell
Michael Caine (who is increasingly irritated as he keeps reading)
Mark Hamill (in the voice of the Joker)
Jack Nicholson does a good job too and Ted Danson. I listened to Ted narrate a tour in the Forbidden City once. Weird.
What about Gilbert Gotfried?
Maya Angelou.
Yes I know she’s a poet not an actor and also dead but I don’t care, GET HER AGENT ON THE PHONE
Let me know when they get the unredacted version in radio wave format
Here’s hoping someone sets up a crowdfunding for Gilbert Gotfried to read the entire Mueller report in Congress.
Benedict Cumberbatch. I don’t find him even a tiny bit attractive, but I could listen to him read books until my dying day.
Michael Shannon?
Michael Shannon is one of those great actors who can change tone from pleasant to scary in an instant.
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