U.S. Justice Department opens criminal investigation into Equifax stock sales


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/18/u-s-justice-department-opens.html


#2

GOOD! I hope these crooks do some serious f**king time!


#3

Name every bankster serving time as of today…


#4

What is none, Alex.


#5

Roger That!


#6

I’ll take “Unpunished Criminals” for $500, please.


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#8

If anything gives me a small ray of hope, it’s that this is the crime (insider trading) that Martha Stewart actually went to jail for, as opposed to the crimes (fraud, primarily) that the banksters were never even charged with.


#9

No, Martha Stewart was convicted of obstruction of justice and lying to investigators. They were investigating alleged insider trading, but I don’t think they prosecuted her for that.


#10

200


#11

Ooh, somebody is bound to receive a stern talking to.
And possibly a slap on the wrist.


#12

More fake news. They were planning on shorting the stock months ago. They can prove it - here’s a note they wrote on a napkin.


#13

Ah. So their swift retirements were purely coincidental.


#14

Oh, what naughty boys we’ve been!


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