Originally published at: "Unforeseen circumstances" halt Don Jr's showcase in Australia | Boing Boing
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While its great to see him rejected by the Aussies, the comments from the average Aussie would have been amazing.
Tasmanian devil going extinct? No, just a no-show.
Australia has very strict quarantine laws to prevent importation of parasites and vermin.
His drug mule couldn’t get a visa?
Say what you will about AI art, but BB’s MidJourney cover photos are getting better all the time.
We don’t want foot-in-mouth disease on our shores.
Not that I’d mind if the Gov’t cancelled his visa, but I’m pleased to see he seems to be cancelling because he’s being slapped silly by the local Invisible Hand of the Market.
We now go over to the Australian government for an official statement from Canberra:
“Geez, Donald Trump Jr is a bit of a sore loser. His dad lost an election fair and square – but he says it was stolen. Now he’s trying to blame the Australian government for his poor ticket sales and cancelled tour.
“Donald Trump Jr has been given a visa to come to Australia. He didn’t get cancelled. He’s just a big baby, who isn’t very popular.”
Clare O’Neil, Australia’s Home Affairs Minister.
Never change Australia.
A tip of the cork festooned Akubra to you
Just could not compete with Tay Tay?
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