That is a lot of cats.
It is too many cats.
They look healthy and seem to be getting along. Their humans must scoop a metric ton of poop each day and they probably go through a vacuum a year. I have two fluffy ones and the hair is everywhere
Edit. Vacuum. Not vaccine
two is the correct number for cat, thatโs a given.
I messed up then, I have three! Two are fuzzy, one is short haired. 2 are monstrous big. 13 inches at the shoulder and 17 pounds each. So I have a lot of cat in 3 packages.
What we really need here is a catmathtician.
What is the ideal number of moggies?
How many cats is a cat too many?
How few cats are too few cats?
This is a problem forโฆ
(insert answer)
The more pressing question in my mind is how many cats are needed to qualify for using one of the excellent collective nouns for cats. A โclowderโ is most common, but Iโm partial to a โglaringโ of cats.
A confusion of?
ETA, judging by the video, perhaps a cloud of cats.
Some friends have heard me say this before, butโฆonce you have seven cats people start trying to put them in sacks, and soon all their family members want their own sacks of cats, until in the end they all wind up getting kicked out of St. Ives.
To be fair, St. Ives is not all itโs catted up to be.
Saturday afternoon my BF was driving thru Birmingham, an expen$ive burb, on Woodward, a V busy road. A rather curious-looking, tanned pedestrian hove into view, a little hunched & hurrying across. They wore strange looking tie-dye or patchwork jeans, sharp boots, a weird jacket, and a big battered stovepipe topper with a cracked, peeling American flag painted thereon atop long dyed blonde hair. Few pedestrians risk Woodward except at crosswalks, so he was surprised and slowed way down. As he came near and passed the person, he got a good look at their face. He couldnโt believe his eyes, but his brain assured him It Was IGGY POP.
When he told me the story, I yelled, โStreet-walkinโ cheetah!โ as if I were in his passenger seat
A former boss of mine and his wife kept 10 cats. Smalltime.
Beautiful.
And, coincidentally, exactly the right amount of cats.
(I donโt mean that, just winding up the cat-lovers.)
It took me a while to realise that was a jeans-leg. Distracted by the wonderful eyes, I guess.